Children.

I don't know if I have made myself clear on the subject of children.  But if I haven't, then let's just get one thing straight.  I don't like children and they don't like me.  I have never been a fan of children and I must say I hated most of my youth, particularly teenage years because of the nonsense I had to put up with in order to become an adult.  My experiences with children can be summed up with a few just to show my distaste for children.

The first one came when I was about 8 years old. I was at a neighbor's party and this little girl would not stop staring at me.  Now this is a thing little kids do, which drives me crazy. I know it's curiosity, but let's face it, nobody likes to be stared at for too long.  Well this kid kept staring, so I gently nudge her in the head (I think she was 5) and her mother went crazy on me.  Well in the end I had to leave the party, but that little bitch never stared at me again. 

The second one was when I was in high school.  A bunch of kids decided to gang up on me for whatever reason and spread rumors about the shit I did with guys that I was dating ( all in the span of two years).  Obviously these children's lives were so mundane that they had to pick at mine.  So I almost got into a couple of fights, which I would have loved because I wanted to beat the shit out of this little Asian girls thinking she was the shit.  It never came to that and I even pushed her a few times.  I like to think she was afraid of me.  Kat, if you're reading this, I'll take you on any fucking day bitch.  But anyways, I graduated from high school and went on to college. 

The third one(s) were my years teaching children. I know; I'm a masochist with tendencies to seek the things that will hurt me the most.  But I enjoyed teaching.  the only problem was that I was teaching children.  And I have very little patience for children, so you can only imagine what kind of shit came out of my mouth.  I've called children stupid (because they are stupid sometimes and honesty can be the best policy).  I've gotten into arguments with children.  I've told them that if they don't act right, they'll be failures and losers for the rest of their lives.  I've threatened children.  And one time I was even accused of pulling an 8 year old's hair as a form of punishment (IT WAS NOT THE CASE, but the bitch lied). 

So what does that say about me?  I should not have children.  And I will never have children.  From a very young age, I would say between 8-10, I said that I would never have children.  I still feel that same way to day and I will continue to feel that same way because I don't want children.  They will not make my life complete.  They will not be a blessing to my life.  They will hinder my life and my capabilities.  They will drain all of the happiness because my life will no longer be as important as theirs.  I don't want to be responsible for anyone except myself.  I am that selfish, and I don't have the mom-gene.  Furthermore, my abilities to raise a kid will more than likely lead any kid to potentially become the next psychopathic killer.  I have no patience for children. 

I also take a look at the world today.  The divorce rate is at a 50%.  People are just not staying together anymore.  And I don't want to be a single mother.  Do you know how many guys stay away from single mothers?  They've made the mistake once; they will probably do it again.   And the chances that a father will leave a household nowadays is the same as betting red or black on a roulette table.  Not taking any chances with those shitty chances. 

Some of you may feel like I'm insane for saying those things.  I do not recommend you follow my lead unless you feel the same way. If for some strange reason you feel the need to have kids, then go for it.  I am not one to say, "Do this or do that!"  I don't really care of people's choices.  But this is my choice and I choose to live a single, adult, child-free life.

So I don't like children.  I am one of millions of people that do not like children.  I don't want to show them how to clean their asses, how to put a tampon on, and what masturbation is.  I am good with being alone, and children will not make my life complete.  I think I'll stick to animals for companionship, thank you very much!